冤家呢家野, 真係好鬼邪... 都唔知點解, 你越唔想撞到嘅人, 就耐唔時就會撞刑...
我嘅冤家都唔算好多, 除咗撬咗我條仔嘅8婆之外, 通常都係我 d 舊老細... 又通常呢d 舊老細都唔係請我返黎, 係調返黎個 d, 即係大家都係冇權選擇底下, 被迫一齊合作.. 結果係點, 咁就梗係我炒佢啦...
係賤人名單中, 一個叫 Mark Pong, 一個叫 Jason Wong. 我話過我個仔, 我條仔都唔可以叫呢兩個名, 朋友都唔好...Jason 我大大話話都撞過佢幾次...Mark 就一次都冇... 點知, 尋日放工等 lift 個陣, 見到個好熟口面嘅人, 望下望下, eeee? Mark Pong!!!! 佢又認得我喎... 咁扮大方都要嗲幾句架, 原來佢係我對面間公司返工, 岩岩今個星期先開始返, 彩!!! 真係大吉利是, 邪到爆... 不過佢個樣俾以前叫做好咗 d, 以前個樣衰到呢, 真係想見一鑊打一鑊, 打完前面再打埋後面...
Mark Pong 係以前 EMC 嘅 Finance Manager, 條友仔係好 typical 嘅 Accounting 佬, 好似係 Audit firm 出身, 係唔係 big 4 就唔記得啦.. 個樣都係一般嘅 Accounting 樣, 一樣咁 du... 條友仔以前唔知係咪未做過大公司, 記得佢初初黎個陣, 好似係叫我對數, difference 係 USD 0.1, 叫我搵喎, 冇野呀?!
USD 0.1, 我俾返你啦, 俾夠 1蚊你又點話, 唔好嘥我時間啦... 人地大公司黎架, 睇 miu miu 聲架嘛... exchange difference呀, variances 呀, 都幾千幾萬蚊美金啦... USD 0.1 喎, 痴孖筋!
原來佢住荃灣, 佢又記得我住美孚喎...心諗死啦, 同路添, 一齊搭地鐵咪阻住我打機?? 落到樓下, 佢問我行邊邊, 我即刻話行下面地面, say goodbye asap!!!